Well mateys, ye finally gots to me page. Took ye long enough!
I be a drawer and painter of magical tings. I likes anime, movies rated ARRRRRR, and paintings made with barnacles. If ye wants me fer work ye have to contact me by me eel mail firstname.lastname@example.org. I be lookin forward to workin with ye soon!
Now if ye don’t mind I be headin out to beat some scurvy land lubbers off me deck!